Sun, 25 December 2022
Scott wrote his first horror story in the 4th grade. We present to you this story, dramatically read by the grown-up version of the author.
Direct download: Tentacles-Tentacles-and-More-Tentacles.mp3
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Sun, 18 December 2022
A live read of a _very_ short story I wrote during a one-hour panel moderated by Dr. Pamela Gay. Sometimes, horror tastes delicious.
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Sun, 11 December 2022
We do the second round of THE ROOKIE Adult Version Q&A. Ninety minutes of questions! Once again, we are joined by guest Big John Vizcarra, Siglerverse Continuity Czar.
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Sun, 4 December 2022
The FDØ and ARealGirl Herself field questions about THE ROOKIE Adult version and the Siglerverse in general. Guest Big John Vizcarra, Siglerverse Continuity Czar, joins us!
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Sun, 27 November 2022
Quentin stepped in as running back for the game that could send Ionath into Tier One. With the Krakens down 17-14 and struggling late in the game, Don Pine just put all the blame on Q’s weak running performance. The final episode of THE ROOKIE brings a riveting end to this QB vs. QB feud.
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Sun, 20 November 2022
The Krakens need one win to advance to Tier One. With Mithell “The Machine” Fayed gone, Quentin volunteers to play running back while Pine plays QB.
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Sun, 13 November 2022
Quentin makes his first trip to Earth as the Krakens prepare for the Tier Two playoff game that could put them into Tier One. But to win, Q has to make a sacrifice for his team, a sacrifice no one would have thought possible.
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Sun, 6 November 2022
The Krakens have notched five straight wins and are on the precipice of capturing the Quyth Irradiated Conference title. If they win tonight's game, that conference title puts them into the Tier Two playoffs and gives Quentin and the gang a shot at promotion to Tier One.
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Sun, 30 October 2022
The Krakens have won five in a row, moving from last place to second place. If they are victorious in their final regular-season game, they win the Quyth Irradiated Conference and move on to the Tier Two playoffs. If they win there, Ionath is destined for Tier One, the highest level of professional football. To get here, Quentin had to rally his team to pay off Don Pine's gambling debt to Mopuk the Sneaky, an underling of team owner Gredok the Splithead.
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Sun, 23 October 2022
Quentin and his teammates paid off Don Pine’s gambling debt. With Pine still in the hospital, the Krakens try to hold on to second place as they face the Bigg Diggers.
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Sun, 16 October 2022
Don Pine was ordered to throw the game against OS1. Quentin drugged him to get him off the field, then stepped in and led Ionath to victory. With the W in the books, what will the fallout be for Pine?
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Sun, 9 October 2022
Ionath linebacker John Tweedy squares off against his brother Ju as the Krakens face rival OS1 Orbiting Death. It’s a must-win game for Ionath, but starting quarterback Don Pine is under the thumb of gangsters who want him to throw the game. What can Quentin do to set his team up for a win?
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Sun, 2 October 2022
Two straight wins make Ionath a long-shot contender for the Quyth Irradiated title, but their starting quarterback remains under the mob’s thumb. As gangsters close in, can Quentin and the Krakens avoid their corruption?
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Sun, 25 September 2022
Quentin led the Krakens to a win over their arch-rival, OS1 Orbiting Death. That win moves the Krakens to 2-2 and gets them back into the hunt. Can he lead them to a Week 5 win over the Sheb Stalkers? But all is not well in Ionath—Mopuk the Sneaky told Quentin that Don Pine has been throwing games. Will Quentin keep this info to himself, or will he reveal Pine’s secret?
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Sun, 18 September 2022
For the second straight week, Quentin gets the start, this time against the 0-3 Sky Demolition. If the 1-2 Krakens lose, they are officially the worst team in the division and out of the hunt for promotion to Tier One. But Maygon wants Quentin to throw the game, and he's not the only one as another gangland figure enters the mix.
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Sun, 11 September 2022
Quentin insisted on doing things his way, but he's learned the hard lesson that his way doesn't produce wins. He now understands that this isn't the PNFL, where he could take a game over by himself. In the upper tiers, it takes a team to win. Can he learn to work with his teammates in time to stop the Krakens from becoming the worst team in the division?
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Sun, 4 September 2022
For four years, he has dreamed of this moment, worked harder than anyone else to seize it. For the first time, Quentin Barnes is the starter in the upper tiers. Can he lead his Ionath Krakens to a victory over the Whitok Pioneers?
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Sun, 28 August 2022
In Week 2, a Don Pine injury gave Quentin the chance to easily close out the game on a run play. Instead, he ignored Hokor's play call and audibled to a pass, which was picked off and returned for a touchdown, costing the Krakens the game. Now Quentin must report to Hokor and face the music. Did he earn himself a one-way ticket back to Micovi?
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Sun, 21 August 2022
The Krakens (1-0) won their opener and now head into their second game, this one against the Grontak Hydras (0-1). But Quentin will not play this game — he’s enduring a one-game suspension inflicted by coach Hokor the Hookchest.
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Sun, 14 August 2022
Quentin got his first taste of the Upper Tiers in a home win against the Woo Wallcrawlers. He threw his first touchdown pass with the Krakens, but there's more to life than football, and his struggle to fit in continues.
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Sun, 7 August 2022
Game on! After the trials of the Combine and pre-season, Quentin finally suits up in The Orange & The Black for the season opener against the Woo Wallcrawlers. Once upon a time, he thought playing in front of 30,000 fans was the big leagues — now, he will feel the thunder of 185,000 Krakens faithful as Ionath Stadium shudders.
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Sun, 31 July 2022
Quentin endured the Combine and a week of practice aboard the team bus. Finally, he reaches the irradiated planet Ionath, home of the Krakens and the place where his upper-tier football career will truly begin.
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Sun, 24 July 2022
At the strong urging of Coach Hokor the Hookchest, Gredok the Splithead went out on a limb to acquire Quentin Barnes. Quentin's struggles in the practice room now have Hokor on the hot seat. How long will Gredok wait before Hokor has to pay the price of failure?
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Sun, 17 July 2022
Quentin has been with the team only a few days, and he's already in Coach Hokor's doghouse. If he doesn't memorize every player on the defenses of nine opposing teams, he'll never get out of it and never become the starting quarterback.
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Sun, 10 July 2022
Quentin is on the Touchback, the Krakens team bus, on his way to Ionath. He's trying to impress his new coach and his new teammates — even those that are the demonic races he's been taught all his life to hate. Can he acclimate to the big-time?
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Sun, 3 July 2022
At the Combine, Quentin set all-time records for his position. He's about to board the Krakens shuttle and head to Ionath if team owner Gredok the Splithead allows it and his rookie teammate doesn't kill him first.
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Sun, 26 June 2022
Quentin's ordeal at the Combine is about to get real, real weird. But if he passes his last test, he's on his way to Ionath. And, if he passes, he gets to meet the team owner — notorious gangster Gredok the Splithead.
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Sun, 19 June 2022
At the GFL’s Combine, you don’t have a name, only a number. Quentin is now known as “113.” Will he pass the screening tests needed to join the Ionath Krakens? Or will the Combine techs decide he has mods, and he’ll be kicked out of the league forever?
Direct download: THE-ROOKIE-Adult-Version-Episode-4-FIXED.mp3
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Sun, 12 June 2022
Quentin signed with the Ionath Krakens, a Tier Two team, and will finally escape the Purist Nation. But first, he must pass the physical and mental tests required by the GFL Combine.
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Sun, 5 June 2022
Quentin’s skill on the field doesn’t translate to his interactions with teammates. Is he “locker room poison?” As an upper-tier team finally comes knocking, he is faced with the biggest decision of his life.
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Sun, 29 May 2022
After a decade and a half, the original curse-laden version of THE ROOKIE comes out of retirement for one last shot at a GFL title.
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Sun, 22 May 2022
THE STONE WOLVES Episode #35 sponsored by "GoDaddy Promo Codes" scottsigler.com/godaddy-promo-codes.
Round 2 of our Col. Sanders-approved Q&A episodes for THE STONE WOLVES. Original recipe, man, not them newfangled Fake Colonels.
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Sun, 15 May 2022
Round 1 of our oh-so-sexy Q&A episodes for THE STONE WOLVES. We answer all dem Junkie questions. Spoiler alert, yo!
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Sun, 8 May 2022
Our story comes to a close. The galactic balance of power has shifted, with ominous portents of war. The Olorun survivors lick their wounds and try to figure out what comes next.
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Sun, 1 May 2022
THE STONE WOLVES Episode #32 sponsored by “Stamps.com promo code” scottsigler.com/stamps-promo-code.
The surviving members of the Olorun crew leave the horror of MT-734 behind but take with them a souvenir that could change the course of history.
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Sun, 24 April 2022
THE STONE WOLVES Episode #31 sponsored by "GoDaddy Promo Codes" scottsigler.com/godaddy-promo-codes.
The Cruncher’s gravity field is black-holing Thorne’s secret facility. Air is streaming out through a growing hole in the ceiling. If the Killer’s team doesn’t move fast, they will be spaghettified.
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Sun, 17 April 2022
Cillian crashed Thorne’s party and has the Virmada operative dead to rights, but can he finish the job and put an Orphanmaker bullet through his bitter enemy?
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Sun, 10 April 2022
The Killer is back in all his glory, but without something that made him a nightmare to his enemies — his voidcloak. Stripped of his high-tech camouflage, he stole a cargo truck hauling the Cruncher to the ship that would take the superweapon off the planet and put it in the hands of the Virmada.
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Sun, 3 April 2022
THE STONE WOLVES Episode #28 sponsored by “Stamps.com promo code” scottsigler.com/stamps-promo-code.
The Olorun crew has penetrated the research facility on MT-734, where Druj Thorne races to send his Cruncher superweapon off the planet and into the hands of the Virmada. Aya, Redwire, Lulz, and Beans are going for the Cruncher while the Killer terrorizes those outside the facility. Wearing his Voidcloak camouflage and off the drugs that kept his murderous nature in check, he is finally unleashed upon his enemies.
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Sun, 27 March 2022
Cillian has spent a lifetime keeping the monster at bay, but that time has run out. Aya is about to be baptized in blood Throne is almost finished with his Cruncher project and will not let anyone stop him.
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Sun, 20 March 2022
Thorne thinks the Olorun is destroyed. Now Aya will have to fight instead of letting others do it for her, and Cillian must raise a murderous ghost from the dead.
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Sun, 13 March 2022
Thorne knows the Killer is coming. Thorne’s trap is ready. When it springs, nothing can stop him from finishing the Cruncher.
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Sun, 6 March 2022
THE STONE WOLVES Episode #24 sponsored by “Stamps.com promo code” scottsigler.com/stamps-promo-code.
In the hurricane skies above Rurgurk and its acid ocean, The Olorun and Diana's Arrow endured a pitched battle with the Pontski Sisters. Cillian and his crew successfully grabbed the intel on the Cruncher, a Virmada superweapon. Now, they must figure out what to do with this history-changing information.
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Sun, 27 February 2022
Diana's Arrow is under attack by the Pontski Sisters. Cillian, RedWire, Aya, and Zan's schmech are caught onboard. With the Arrow tethered to the Olorun, both ships plummet toward the acid oceans of Rugurk.
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Tue, 22 February 2022
A shark sandwich of awesomeness as we go backstage with THIS IS SPINAL TAP. How did this flick come to be? What are the stories from on the set? Why has it endured so long? With Dave Grohl's new movie STUDIO 666 coming out in two weeks, we felt it was the right time to pay homage to this all-time classic rockumentary. Catch our StorySmack livestream every second Saturday of the month at:
Direct download: 79_StorySmack_-_Episode_79_-_SPINAL_TAP.mp3
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Sun, 20 February 2022
On planet Rurgurk, the most dangerous place in the galaxy, the Oloron rendezvoused with V'Den's ship Diana's Arrow. Now V'Den must crack the code hidden in RedWire's blood, but is she still sane enough to do so?
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Sun, 13 February 2022
THE STONE WOLVES Episode #21 sponsored by “Stamps.com promo code” scottsigler.com/stamps-promo-code.
To crack the code of the Virmada's superweapon, RedWire needs to find V'Den, another former member of the Stone Wolves. Red, Cillian, and the Olorun crew hunt for V'Den on the planet Rurgurk, also known as "the deadliest place in the galaxy."
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Sun, 6 February 2022
Zan welcomed Aya as an official, full member of the Olorun crew, after which Aya made an immediate power play. Now the Olorun is on its way to Kurgurg, the most dangerous planet in the galaxy. Meanwhile, Druj Thorne continues to push his people to meet a brutal deadline.
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Sun, 30 January 2022
Cillian and the Olorun crew snatched RedWire from a secret Creterakian prison. But RedWire's past is a secret, too. How did he come to play for the Ionath Krakens, and how did he get mixed up with the Zoroastrian Guild?
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Tue, 25 January 2022
With SCREAM 5 out Jan 14, we follow the rules and cut up Kevin Williamson's SCREAM 1. Does this movie hold up? Join us and find out. We'll be right back...
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Sun, 23 January 2022
The crew of the Olorun broke into the Creterakian prison known as "the Borehole" in an attempt to rescue RedWire, an old war buddy of Cillian. They had to fight their way out and, in the process, survive a deep betrayal. With the prison — and casualties — in the rearview, the Olorun crew deals with their wounds.
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Sun, 16 January 2022
THE STONE WOLVES Episode #17 sponsored by "GoDaddy Promo Codes" scottsigler.com/godaddy-promo-codes.
Cillian and the Olorun crew followed Fanaka into the Borehole, where they found RedWire in his cell — cold, naked, and beaten. Can they escape the prison before Creterakian guards swarm in?
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Tue, 11 January 2022
We take all the pills for 1999's THE MATRIX. With MATRIX RESURRECTIONS coming out at month's end, it's time to Smack this bitch up. Empty Set Movie Maven Rob Otto, AB Sigler, and the Future Dark Øverlord himself go down the rabbit hole of groundbreaking this Wachowski work.
Catch our StorySmack livestream every second Saturday of the month at:
Direct download: 77_StorySmack_-_Episode_77_-_THE_MATRIX.mp3
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Sun, 9 January 2022
Cillian and his crew have quietly entered the Borehole facility through a secret entrance. Now inside, however, they can't avoid the guards. As they push toward RedWire's cell, things are about to jump up a notch.
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Sun, 2 January 2022
THE STONE WOLVES Episode #15 sponsored by “Stamps.com promo code” scottsigler.com/stamps-promo-code.
Fanaka has led Cillian, Beans, Aya, and Zan to the Borehole, a secret prison deep in Creterakian territory. Fanaka's inside contact has directed them to a little-used maintenance airlock. The team must rendezvous with that contact and prepare to take on the facility's guards.
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